6 Surgery Patient Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 18 2025

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I asked the surgery patient how they were feeling after the operation. They said, 'Like a 'cut' above the rest!' I guess they're 'incision' confident!
What did the surgery patient say to the doctor who performed a great operation? 'You 'incised' it!'
The surgery patient asked the doctor if they could keep the surgical tools as souvenirs. They said, 'I want to remember this 'cutting-edge' experience!'
The surgery patient asked the nurse if the hospital had Wi-Fi. The nurse replied, 'Sorry, we don't have it, but don't worry, your cut will be 'bandwidth'!
Did you hear about the surgery patient who went to a seafood restaurant after the operation? They said, 'I needed something 'scalpel'icious' to recover!'
What did the surgery patient say when asked if they were nervous before the operation? 'I'm 'incision'ly confident!'

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