5 Surgery Patient Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 18 2025

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The surgery patient asked if they could keep their appendix after the operation. I guess they wanted a 'memento inside'!
I told the surgery patient they could only have one wish before going under anesthesia. They said, 'I wish I'd eaten breakfast!' Guess they're not 'fasting' learners!
What's a surgery patient's favorite game? Operation! They say it's the only time they get to play and lose 'parts' without consequences!
What do you call a surgery patient who tells jokes before going under? A 'stand-up' comedian!
The surgery patient thought they were a comedian and said, 'I told the doctor to 'suture' problem!' They're really 'stitching' up jokes!

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