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Why did the surgeon carry a red marker during the operation? In case they needed to 'highlight' the patient's issues!
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Why did the surgery patient bring a deck of cards to the hospital? They wanted to 'deal with' the recovery time!
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What do you call a surgery patient who's also a musician? A 'band'-aid enthusiast!
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Why did the surgery patient bring a ladder to the hospital? Because they wanted to 'step up' their recovery!
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I heard about a surgery patient who started singing 'I Will Survive' before the anesthesia kicked in. They really wanted to 'stay alive'!
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Why did the surgery patient carry a camera into the operating room? To 'capture' the moment!
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I met a surgery patient who claimed they could dance immediately after the operation. They said, 'I've got 'incision' moves!'
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Why did the surgery patient bring a map to the hospital? They wanted to 'navigate' their way to recovery!
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Why was the surgery patient always calm during the operation? They believed in 'tranquil-illity'!
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Why did the surgery patient wear headphones during the operation? They wanted to 'tune out' the noise!
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Why did the surgery patient refuse to watch the operation on TV? They didn't want to 'channel' their inner fears!
Pre-Surgery Jitters
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You ever see someone right before surgery? They're like, I just hope the doctor's hands aren't shaky because I had coffee this morning... and a Red Bull.
Surgeon's Life
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Being a surgeon must be intense. One wrong move and you're the reason someone can suddenly do the Macarena with their left leg.
Post-Op Revelations
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Post-op patients are like fortune cookies. Crack one open, and you never know if you're going to get, Everything went perfectly, or Why do I taste pineapple?
Operating Room Quirks
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Surgeons always tell you, Don't worry, you'll be fine! But you can't help but wonder if they practice their I told you so face in the mirror every morning.
Post-Op Surprises
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You know you're in for a surprise when the surgeon's first words after surgery are, Well, that's not where I left that!
Surgery Mishaps
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You ever notice how after a surgery, the patient wakes up with two main questions? Did it go well? and Do I still have all my fingers?
Operating Room Tunes
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I always wonder, in those tense operating rooms, do surgeons ever play 'Operation' for motivation? Hey, I got the bread basket! Who wants to try for the funny bone?
Surgeon's Signature Move
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Surgeons have this fancy term called a scalpel. To me, it's just a fancy knife with a degree.
Operating Room Playlist
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If surgeons had a playlist for the OR, I bet Oops!... I Did It Again would be on repeat. Not the confidence booster you'd hope for.
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