7 Jokes For Summoning

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Updated on: Nov 30 2024

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Why did the sorcerer bring a map to the summoning circle? He didn't want to end up in the wrong dimension again!
Why did the wizard bring a ladder to the summoning circle? He wanted to reach new heights in spellcasting!
Why don't wizards ever throw good parties? They always summon a dull crowd!
What do you call a summoning spell that always tells the truth? A hex-planation!
I tried summoning my cat, but she gave me a disdainful look and teleported away. Cats are the true masters of magic!
Why did the magician get kicked out of the summoning party? He couldn't stop pulling rabbits out of the hat!
I summoned a demon, but all it wanted to do was discuss philosophy. Turns out, even Hell has intellectual debates.

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