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The Inexperienced Sorcerer
Trying to Summon a Basic Spirit
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I summoned a ghost, and it complained about the outdated decor of my apartment. Apparently, it's from the Victorian era, so clearly, my IKEA furniture doesn't match its spectral aesthetics.
The Overconfident Medium
Competing with a Rival Medium at a Summoning Contest
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My rival medium claimed they could summon spirits faster than Wi-Fi. Turns out, they were still stuck on a dial-up connection while I was on spectral 5G!
The Ghostly Heckler
Being Summoned Unwillingly
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Imagine being summoned after centuries of chilling in the afterlife, and the first thing you hear is, 'Oops, wrong number!' It's like the ultimate spectral prank call.
The Paranormal Professor
Teaching a Summoning Class Gone Awry
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I told my class, 'Summoning spirits requires focus.' One student misunderstood and summoned a spirit who only spoke in the voice of 'Focus,' the rapper. We had a séance concert instead of a lesson!
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