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Why did the wizard bring a notebook to the summoning circle? To jot down his spell-check!
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What do you call it when you accidentally summon a ghost who can't stop making dad jokes? A poltergiggle!
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Summoning: I attempted to summon inner peace with yoga, but my yoga mat just looked at me and said, 'You're on your own, buddy. I've got too many downward dogs to deal with.'
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Summoning: I attempted to summon my lost keys using a complex ritual involving a map, candles, and a magnifying glass. Turns out, they were just hiding in the couch cushions, laughing at my desperation.
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Summoning: I tried summoning my motivation this morning, but it sent me straight to voicemail. Apparently, even my inner drive needs a day off.
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Summoning: I thought I could summon a genie to grant me three wishes. Turns out, the genie was on vacation, and I summoned his out-of-office reply instead!
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Summoning: I summoned the courage to speak in public, and the audience summoned the courage to leave. It's a mutual agreement to avoid awkwardness.
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Summoning: I tried summoning Siri to answer my existential questions, but she replied, 'I can set a reminder for you to have an existential crisis later.' Thanks, Siri, real helpful!
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Summoning: I tried summoning a taxi during rush hour. The only thing that appeared was a mirage of empty cabs mocking me from a distance. Thanks, urban magic!
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Summoning: I summoned my courage to ask my crush out, but it seems my courage got lost on the way, and all I got was a shy smile and an awkward silence.
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Summoning: I attempted to summon the pizza delivery guy faster by chanting, 'Cheese and pepperoni, appear before me!' Sadly, all I got was a cold stare from my microwave.
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