7 Jokes For Summoning

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Updated on: Nov 30 2024

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I attempted summoning my motivation, but it must be on vacation with my productivity.
I attempted to summon my inner peace, but all I got was an inner piece of chocolate cake. Close enough, I guess.
I summoned my courage, but it got scared and hid behind my confidence. Now they're both avoiding responsibility together.
Summoning a genie is like sending a text message to the universe: be careful what you wish for, and don't forget the emojis!
I summoned my willpower, but it got lost on its way to the gym. Now it's probably binge-watching Netflix somewhere.
I tried summoning my dog, but he just rolled over and went back to sleep. Apparently, he's not into magical adventures before breakfast.
I summoned a storm, but it just wanted to chat about the weather. Apparently, even tempests need small talk.

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