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I asked my submissive GPS to give me directions. Now it says, 'Turn left if you feel like it.
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Why did the introverted plant become more submissive? It wanted to be a little more rooted!
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I asked my submissive friend to organize my bookshelf. Now it's alphabetized in the most humble way!
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What did the submissive pen say to the paper? 'I think we should draw a line and stay within it!
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Why did the timid rock become more submissive? It wanted to be a little less hard-headed!
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I asked my shy watch to be more submissive. Now it just ticks quietly in the corner.
Submissive Elevators
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Why are elevators so submissive? You press a button, and they're like, Alright, I'll take you to the floor you desire. No negotiations, no elevator strikes. But imagine if life had the same system! I want a promotion, press a button. I need a nap, press another button. It would be the ultimate lazy person's dream.
Submissive Alarm Clocks
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My alarm clock is the most submissive thing in the morning. It goes off, and I'm like, Can I have five more minutes? And it's like, Sure, boss, whatever you say. I need a human alarm clock that's as understanding as my bedside timekeeper.
Submissive Shower
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Ever notice how the shower is the most submissive thing in your bathroom? You turn it on, and it's like, Oh, you want hot water? Cold water? A little dance party? I'm here for it all! If only life had a shower's willingness to adapt to your ever-changing moods.
The Submissive Smartphone
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Have you noticed how our smartphones are like the most submissive companions we have? We drop them, they break, and yet they're like, I'm sorry, master. I'll just display a spiderweb pattern for you now. If only people were as forgiving as smartphones.
Submissive Spaghetti
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You ever notice how cooking pasta is like having a submissive partner? You throw it in hot water, and it just lets you do whatever you want. No arguments, no backtalk—just soaking it all in, like, Yes, Chef! I wish my relationships were as easy as making spaghetti.
Submissive Shopping Carts
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Shopping carts at the grocery store are the unsung heroes of submission. You push them, you load them up, and they're like, Lead the way, dear shopper. I'll follow you blindly through the aisles. If only relationships were as cooperative as navigating a supermarket.
Submissive Toothpaste
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I've got toothpaste at home that's so submissive, it practically jumps onto my toothbrush willingly. It's like, Oh, you want me on your bristles? Sure thing, master! If only relationships were as smooth as getting toothpaste out of the tube.
The Submissive GPS
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Have you ever used a GPS that's so submissive, it's practically apologetic? In 300 feet, turn left...if that's okay with you. I mean, I'm just a GPS, but your wish is my command, I guess. I wish everything in life came with that level of politeness.
Submissive Socks
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My socks are the most submissive things in my wardrobe. They're like, Okay, we'll keep your feet warm, but please don't separate us. We're a team. If only all partnerships were as cozy and drama-free as a pair of socks.
The Submissive Remote Control
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I've got a remote control at home that's so submissive, it practically begs me to push its buttons. No resistance whatsoever. I press power, and it's like, Oh, you're in charge, boss! If only all my appliances were this obedient—I'd have a vacuum cleaner that willingly tackles dust bunnies.
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