5 Jokes For Submissive

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 16 2025

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The Submissive Thermostat

Living with a submissive thermostat
The thermostat asked, "Is it alright if I turn on the heat? I don't want to be assertive, but I sense a slight chill in the air.

The Submissive Dog

Having a dog that's too submissive
I told my dog he's a good boy, and he replied, "Well, I try my best to be a good companion. I hope I'm living up to your standards.

The Submissive Alarm Clock

Waking up to an overly submissive alarm clock
I told my alarm clock I wanted to sleep in, and it responded, "I understand, and I don't want to be intrusive. But, um, should I set a reminder to wake you up later?

The Submissive GPS

When your GPS is too polite
The other day, my GPS apologized for taking me through traffic, saying, "I'm really sorry about the congestion. I hope it's not too inconvenient for you.

The Submissive Barista

Dealing with an overly submissive barista
I asked for a small size, and the barista whispered, "I hope you don't mind, but I gave you the medium. I just thought it might make your day a little more exciting.

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