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Let's talk about voicemails – the ultimate test of submissiveness. You leave a message, and it's like you've entered a one-sided conversation with someone who's not obligated to respond. "So, uh, call me back whenever, or don't. No pressure.
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Being submissive is also an art form during group photos. You're contorting your body into weird positions just to make sure everyone looks good. It's like, "No, no, I'll be the human tripod. It's fine.
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Being submissive is like when you're at a restaurant, and the waiter lists the specials, and you're nodding like you know what they're saying. Inside, you're thinking, "I just want something with fries.
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Submissiveness is also prevalent when dealing with technology updates. Your phone's like, "Update required," and you're like, "Well, I had plans, but if you insist, Mr. Smartphone, let's do this.
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Have you noticed that when someone asks for your opinion, and you start with, "Well, it's just my thought," you've basically become the diplomat of the conversation? "I'm not taking sides; I'm just here to spread peace and awkward smiles.
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Submissiveness reaches its peak at the self-checkout. You're standing there, scanning items, and the machine says, "Please place the item in the bagging area," and you're like, "Yes, master machine, I will obey your bagging commands!
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Have you ever been in a group text where making plans turns into a game of who can be the most submissive? "I'm good with whatever." "No, seriously, I'm a human doormat. Decide without me.
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You ever walk into a store and the salesperson approaches with that "Can I help you?" and you're like, "No, I'm just here to wander aimlessly, feel free to judge my choices from a distance.
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Ever feel submissive at the grocery store checkout, and the cashier is scanning items faster than the speed of light? You're desperately trying to keep up, silently praying the barcode gods are on your side.
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