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You ever notice how strange it is that we call it a "shortcut" when it actually takes longer to get to your destination? I took a shortcut the other day and ended up in Narnia. Apparently, Aslan doesn't offer GPS advice.
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Isn't it strange that the hardest part of a workout is the 15 minutes it takes to actually convince yourself to go to the gym? Once you're there, you're like, "Well, I'm here. Might as well pretend to know what I'm doing.
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Why is it that we can remember the lyrics to a song from the '90s but struggle to remember why we walked into a room? It's like our brains have a selective nostalgia filter – great for karaoke, not so great for finding car keys.
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Have you ever noticed how strange it is that we always assume our phone is vibrating in our pocket, but half the time, it's just our imagination? I call it the phantom buzz – making us look like secret agents in public places.
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It's strange how we trust our friends with our deepest secrets, but when it comes to sharing a plate of fries, suddenly it's a battlefield. "Hands off my fries, Susan! I told you about my crush on Dave, not about my love for crispy potatoes!
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You know it's strange when you go to clean your room, and suddenly you're a historian, discovering relics from your past. "Ah, yes, my missing sock from 2007. I always suspected the washing machine was a sock-eating monster.
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Why is it that the one sock that goes missing in the laundry is always the favorite one? I have a drawer full of left socks, and it's like they're having a party without their matching partners. Strange sock rituals.
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It's strange how we spend years teaching our kids to walk and talk, and the minute they do, we tell them to sit down and shut up. I mean, come on, let the tiny humans express their weirdness.
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It's strange how we trust people to cut our hair, but when they ask, "How's it looking?" we suddenly turn into art critics. "Oh yes, it's a bold statement, very avant-garde, especially the asymmetrical part in the back.
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