5 Jokes For Strange

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 13 2024

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The Paranormal Investigator

Balancing skepticism and a haunted reality
I tried to use ghost hunting as a pickup line. I went up to someone and said, "Are you a ghost? Because when I look at you, I get chills." They responded, "No, I'm just cold. Can you turn off the fan?

The Bigfoot Enthusiast

Proving the existence of Bigfoot without being mistaken for a tree-hugging hermit
I set up a tent in the woods to get closer to Bigfoot. My friends asked if I was camping, and I said, "No, I'm just trying to lure Bigfoot with my world-famous s'mores recipe. Turns out, even mythical creatures can't resist marshmallows.

The Alien Abductee

Conveying the extraterrestrial experience without sounding crazy
I'm thinking of starting an alien support group. We'll call ourselves "Abductees Anonymous." Our motto: "Sharing strange stories and trying to convince people we're not crazy, one abduction at a time.

The Time Traveler

Trying to fit into the present while carrying knowledge of the future
Tried to impress people by predicting the stock market. Turns out, saying "Buy Apple" in the 1600s just gets you strange looks and a reputation as the village lunatic.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Balancing between uncovering the truth and being labeled as a nutjob
Started a podcast about secret societies, and now I'm convinced my own shadow is following me. I asked it, "Are you with the Illuminati?" It didn't respond, so I guess that means yes.

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