8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For strange

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's really uplifting!

I told my dog to stop digging holes in the yard. Now he's my 'retriever'!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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