6 Jokes For State Of The Union

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Updated on: May 20 2025

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I asked my dog about the State of the Union. It barked, and I'm pretty sure it said, 'More treats, less tweets!
The State of the Union is like a roller coaster. Lots of ups, lots of downs, and everyone's just holding on for dear life!
The State of the Union is like a family reunion. Some people are excited, some are arguing, and the rest just want to eat and leave!
I told my friend I'm writing a State of the Union speech. They asked if it was fiction or fantasy!
I attended the State of the Union, but it felt more like a 'State of Confusion.
The State of the Union is like a software update – everyone pretends to be interested, but no one really knows what's going on!

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