6 Jokes For State Of The Union

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Updated on: May 20 2025

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I tried to watch the State of the Union in 3D. Turns out, it's just as confusing in three dimensions!
I proposed a drinking game for the State of the Union. Take a sip every time they say 'bipartisanship.' We all ended up in the hospital for alcohol poisoning!
I asked my cat about the State of the Union. It just stared at me and walked away. I guess it's not interested in purr-litics!
My State of the Union address would be a PowerPoint presentation titled 'The Real Housewives of Capitol Hill.
I tried to write a State of the Union poem, but it turned into a limerick because the situation's just so limeridiculous!
I played a game of State of the Union bingo. I won when someone mentioned 'historic' and 'unprecedented' in the same sentence!

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