7 Jokes For Stand Up Comedian

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Updated on: Aug 11 2025

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I told my friend I'm trying stand-up comedy. He said, 'Good luck standing up after those bad jokes!
Why don't stand-up comedians play hide and seek? Because good luck finding a good punchline!
Why did the stand-up comedian bring a plant on stage? To give his jokes some 'punch' lines!
Why did the stand-up comedian always carry a rope? In case his jokes needed some 'punchlines'!
Why did the stand-up comedian bring a map on stage? To find his way back if the jokes bombed!
I asked a stand-up comedian how he measures success. He said, 'By the decibels of laughter and the lack of tomatoes!
What's a stand-up comedian's favorite dessert? Puns and whipped cream – they love their wordplay sweet!

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