7 Jokes For Stand Up Comedian

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Updated on: Aug 11 2025

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I told my friend I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. He laughed. Well, I guess I'm halfway there!
Why don't stand-up comedians gamble? Because they can't risk getting no laughs!
I asked a stand-up comedian how he finds inspiration. He said, 'I look for it in the laughter lines of life!
Why did the stand-up comedian bring a pencil to the show? In case he needed to draw out the laughs!
Why did the stand-up comedian bring a mirror to the show? To reflect on the audience's laughter!
I asked a stand-up comedian how he handles hecklers. He said, 'I just turn their boos into booze – laughter's the best remedy!
I tried stand-up comedy, but the audience was so quiet, I checked if they were on mute!

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