5 Jokes For Stand Up Comedian

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 11 2025

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Dating Apps Dilemma

Navigating the confusing world of online dating
I thought I found 'the one' on a dating app, but it turns out 'the one' was just the WiFi signal, and the connection was lost after three dates.

Traffic Troubles

The frustration of being stuck in traffic
Ever notice how people in traffic are either singing like they're on a concert stage or glaring at you like you just stole their parking spot? There's no middle ground, just the highway to extremes.

The Mysteries of Cooking

Attempting to follow a recipe without burning the kitchen down
They say cooking is an art, but my kitchen looks more like the aftermath of a food fight. At this point, I'm just hoping the smoke stains on the ceiling add some character.

The Gym Chronicles

The struggle of pretending to enjoy the gym
The gym has this amazing ability to make you feel simultaneously proud and embarrassed. Proud that you went, embarrassed by the fact that you're out of breath after climbing a flight of stairs the next day.

The Perils of Online Shopping

When online shopping becomes a gamble
I bought a pair of shoes online, and when they arrived, I realized they were so uncomfortable that the only marathon I could run in them would be the one to my front door to return them.

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