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Why did the tea blush? Because it saw the coffee grind and spitted out its leaves in embarrassment!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a singer, and I'm rolling in the dough… and occasionally dodging spit!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts... or the spit!
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My mom told me not to play with my food. So, I built a mashed potato sculpture that looks like a spitfire plane!
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I thought about opening a bakery where everything is shaped like animals. But then I realized it would just be a zoo full of crusty bread and occasional spit-takes!
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Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Too many eavesdropping cows with loose lips... and potentially spit!
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug and whispered, 'This is me embracing… please don't spit out more advice!'
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