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I've started investing in stocks… chicken, beef, vegetable. I'm building a flavorful portfolio... and avoiding spit in the process!
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I asked my friend how he likes his steak. He said, 'Rare, with a side of spit takes.'
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My grandfather always said, 'A penny for your thoughts.' He must have known how expensive spit-takes can be!
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My dad always says, 'Keep your words sweet in case you have to eat them.' I guess that's why I avoid spit!
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I went to a restaurant that served only soup. It was a souper experience until I accidentally added too much pepper and had a spice-induced spit-take!
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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside… with rainbow-colored spit!
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and then I spit out the bad jokes about it!
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