7 Jokes For Spit Out

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Updated on: Aug 05 2025

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What did the salad say to the fork? If you keep poking me, I'll have to spit out my dressing!
I tried to tell a joke about an elevator, but it had too many ups and downs. I had to spit it out halfway!
I told my pet rock a joke, but it didn't laugh. Maybe it needs a little more sedimental humor to spit out a chuckle!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Now it just spits out puns!
I asked the baker for a roll, and he said, 'Are you going to spit it out or savor the moment?
I told my computer I needed more storage. Now it spits out extra gigabytes whenever I open a file!
My friend tried to impress me with his spitting skills. I said, 'That's not a talent, it's just saliva-tation!

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