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The Library Liberator
Silently navigating the library while attempting to open a noisy snack
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Silent snacks should be a thing. You know, snacks specially designed for stealthy consumption in quiet places. Imagine a bag of chips that opens with the elegance of a ninja, or a candy wrapper that rustles softer than a secret. Someone needs to invent this, and they'll be a hero to library-goers everywhere.
The Broken Vending Machine
Dealing with snacks that won't come out of a vending machine
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Vending machines need a reality check. It's 2023, and they still can't figure out how to dispense a bag of chips without crushing it first. It's like they're saying, "Here's your snack, but first, let me give it a taste test.
The Dentist's Chair
The awkwardness of small talk during a dental checkup
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I told my dentist I'm trying to cut back on sweets. He said, "Good, because sugar is bad for your teeth." No kidding, Doc! That's like telling someone at the gym, "Avoid the pizza in the locker room; it's not part of your workout routine.
The GPS Navigator
Navigating through the absurd directions from a GPS
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My GPS has a unique talent for making me doubt my sanity. It'll say, "You have reached your destination," and I'm staring at an abandoned warehouse. I'm like, "Is this where I'm supposed to find inner peace, or did I take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?
The Sneezing Panda
Trying not to sneeze in an awkward or inappropriate situation
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Trying to hold in a sneeze is a lot like trying to stop a car with your mind—it's impossible, and you end up making weird faces that only add to the awkwardness. You're there, doing the sneeze cha-cha, trying not to offend anyone with your nasal symphony.
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