6 Jokes For Spit Out

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Updated on: Aug 05 2025

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Why don't secrets make good gum? Because they can't wait to spit themselves out!
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing, and things got a bit too saucy for it to handle without spitting out!
Why did the bird go to the comedy club? It wanted to see some stand-up beak-tors spitting out jokes!
What did one watermelon seed say to the other? Let's not be seeds anymore; let's spit out and become juicy melons!
I tried to write a joke about a pencil, but it was pointless. So, I decided to spit it out and start over!
Why did the comedian always carry a napkin? In case his jokes made people spit out their drinks!

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