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There's a certain art to spitting out a watermelon seed at a summer barbecue. It's like a tiny Olympic event – precision, distance, and trying not to hit Uncle Bob's new shoes. Gold medal in seed-spitting, please!
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I recently discovered that my cat has mastered the art of spit propulsion. Forget hairballs; now I have to dodge little kitty spitballs. It's like living with a feline sniper.
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Being caught mid-sip when someone unexpectedly makes you laugh is the adult version of trying to spit out your milk without spraying it everywhere. Ah, the elegance of mature social mishaps.
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You ever notice how when you're trying to be discreet about spitting out gum, it's like you're some secret agent on a mission? Mission Impossible: Operation Bubblegum Disposal.
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You ever accidentally spit while talking, and it's like your words had an unexpected backup singer? My conversations have unintentional beatboxing – a spitty, rhythmic symphony.
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Why is it that when you're on a first date and your drink is too cold, you try to subtly spit out the ice cube without making it seem like you're rehearsing for an invisible magic show? Abracadabra, brain freeze!
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I was at a fancy restaurant the other day, and the waiter gave me that look when I asked for a napkin after discreetly spitting out a piece of gristle. Sorry for the impromptu food critique, buddy.
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Nothing tests your ninja skills like trying to spit out toothpaste foam while maintaining a conversation with your roommate. It's the morning ritual of quiet morning rebellion.
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You know you're a true adult when you can subtly spit out a fish bone at the dinner table without causing a scene. It's like a sophisticated game of culinary chess.
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