7 Jokes For Speeding Ticket

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Updated on: May 07 2025

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I told the police officer I couldn't have been speeding because time flies when you're having fun. He disagreed.
I got a speeding ticket for driving too fast in my dreams. Apparently, even my subconscious has a need for speed!
Why did the car apply for a job after getting a speeding ticket? It wanted to make a quick buck!
I got a speeding ticket because I was in a hurry to get home and nap. Now I have to pay for my 'fast' dreams!
I asked the police officer if my speeding ticket could be a donation to the Fast and Furious movie fund. He didn't buy it.
My friend got a speeding ticket while listening to a podcast about slowing down in life. Talk about irony!
I got a speeding ticket for going too fast on social media. Apparently, my posts were accelerating too quickly!

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