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Speeding tickets are like surprise quizzes in school. You think you're cruising through life, and then suddenly, bam, you're being tested on your knowledge of speed limits.
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I got a speeding ticket, and the cop told me I should slow down. I wanted to tell him, "I'm not running late; I'm just on a mission to prove that time is relative!
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Speeding tickets are the universe's way of telling you to take life in the slow lane. I guess I missed the memo that said "life's journey is a leisurely stroll, not a NASCAR race.
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I got a speeding ticket the other day, and the officer asked if I knew how fast I was going. I said, "Not fast enough to outrun you, apparently.
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I recently got a speeding ticket, and the officer told me I should drive within the speed limit. I was like, "Have you seen my schedule? I don't have time for limits!
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You know you're an adult when getting a speeding ticket feels like a personal insult. I mean, come on, Officer, I wasn't endangering anyone; I was just testing the aerodynamics of my car on the open road!
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I got a speeding ticket, and the cop said I was going too fast for the road. I didn't realize there was a speed limit for the asphalt's comfort level.
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Getting a speeding ticket is like paying a fine for trying to time travel. "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Well, officer, I was hoping to break the time-space continuum, but I guess I'll settle for paying this fine.
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Speeding tickets are the adult version of being scolded by your parents. It's like the universe saying, "You're not allowed to have that much fun without consequences.
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