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The Late Riser
Rushing to make up for lost time
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The cop said, "Do you know how fast you were going?" I said, "Officer, I was just trying to match the pace of my daily chaos, but clearly, I exceeded the recommended limit!
The Absent-Minded Driver
Being oblivious to the speed limit
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The cop said, "Didn't you see the speed limit signs?" I replied, "Officer, I've been trying to read my GPS screen; it's like deciphering hieroglyphics on a roller coaster!
The Smooth Talker
Attempting to talk their way out of trouble
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I told the officer, "I was speeding because my GPS said I needed to 'seize the day'!" He replied, "Sir, 'Carpe Diem' doesn't mean 'Seize the Road.'
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing there's a larger plot behind the ticket
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The cop said, "Do you have any idea why I stopped you?" I said, "Honestly, I thought you were just a fan who wanted my autograph for the fastest driver in a residential area!
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