7 Jokes About Smoking Weed

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of green!

I tried to make a weed joke, but it went up in smoke!

I told my friend I can't roll a joint. He said, 'That's a blunt lie!

I accidentally gave my neighbor a pot brownie. Now he's my best bud!

What do you call a group of musical stoners? The Rolling Stoners!

I tried to make a weed-themed dish, but I couldn't find the pot. It was stashed away!

I hired a stoner to trim my hedges. Now they're all blunt!

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