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I've noticed that the more creative a person is with their rolling techniques, the more likely they are to turn every conversation into a TED talk on the benefits of hemp and sustainable living.
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Have you ever tried to have a serious conversation with someone who's high? It's like playing emotional Jenga. You're carefully trying to navigate through their thoughts, hoping you don't say something that makes their entire mental tower collapse.
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I find it fascinating how we've accepted that the sound of a lighter flicking open has become the universal anthem for "things are about to get interesting.
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Smoking weed is the only activity where people become extremely cautious about being caught in the act, but then proceed to make their surroundings smell like a skunk had a dance party in there. It's like a secret mission, but with a really pungent calling card.
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Weed smokers have this unique talent for turning any situation into a philosophical debate. You could be discussing the weather, and suddenly it becomes a discourse on the impermanence of clouds and the fleeting nature of rain.
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I find it amusing that weed smokers have perfected the art of sharing snacks. It's like a sacred ritual – passing a bag of chips becomes a symbolic gesture of camaraderie. "Bro, we may have different strains, but we can all agree on these nachos.
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You ever notice how the scent of weed is like the nosy neighbor of the olfactory world? It's just out there, hanging around, announcing its presence to everyone. You walk into a room, and suddenly it's like, "Surprise! Weed was here first!
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I love how people try to get creative with hiding the fact that they've been smoking. "No officer, that's not the smell of weed; it's my new air freshener – 'Eau de Desperate Cover-Up.'
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You ever notice how people who smoke weed always claim they're more productive when they're high? Like, sure, I believe you just invented a groundbreaking theorem while binge-watching cartoons.
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