5 Jokes About Smoking Weed

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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High Expectations

Balancing productivity with relaxation
Weed makes me feel super productive—I've rearranged my entire pantry alphabetically. Can't find the snacks, but hey, my spices are on point.

Social Smokers

Navigating social situations while high
Being high at a party is like playing "Guess Who?" but with everyone's level of chill. Spoiler alert: everyone's card is flipped to "super relaxed.

Weed Wisdom

Struggling to find profound thoughts amidst the haze
Got really high and thought I solved a major life problem. Turns out, I just found a new way to arrange my socks. Life-changing, really.

The Art of Stealth

Mastering the art of hiding the high
Tried to play it cool in front of my parents after smoking. Accidentally started a heated debate about the philosophical implications of socks.

Munchies Madness

The eternal struggle between cravings and health
Munchies have me raiding the fridge at 2 AM, convinced that leftover spaghetti is the solution to all life's mysteries. Turns out, it was just carbs with a side of regret.

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