7 Jokes For Shove

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Updated on: Dec 10 2024

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. I gave it a little shove – turns out, a positive push can solve negative issues!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of standing up! I gave it a gentle shove, and now it's two-tired of lying down.
I asked my friend to lend me a pencil, and he gave me the cold shoulder. So, I had to give him the cold eraser – a little shove in the write direction!
Why don't secrets last long in the vegetable garden? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint! But his real genius was when he figured out how to give them a little shove into candy aisles.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Apparently, that's not what I meant, so I had to gently shove her towards the path of self-reflection!
I tried to catch fog yesterday. I mist. But then I realized, if I give it a little shove, I can make cloud connections!

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