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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field – and knew how to give a good shove!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint! But his real genius was when he figured out how to give them a little shove into candy aisles.
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Why don't secrets last long in the vegetable garden? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. So, I gave it a little shove and turned it into a waistband!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of standing up! I gave it a gentle shove, and now it's two-tired of lying down.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! I gave it a little shove into the dressing room to spice up its life.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. I tried to give them some backbone, but they needed a little shove in the right direction!
Shove is Blind
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They say love is blind, but have you ever been shoved by someone you love? That's a whole new level of blindness. You're just standing there, thinking everything's fine, and then bam! Love hurts, but apparently, so does affectionate shoving.
Shove Yoga
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They say yoga is all about finding balance and peace within. Well, I found my version—it's called Shove Yoga. You try to hold a pose while your friend comes out of nowhere and gives you a gentle shove. It's the perfect workout for both body and patience.
The Shove Shock
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You ever get that friend who thinks a gentle nudge is the answer to all of life's problems? Like, Oh, you're feeling down? Just shove it off, man! I tried that with my student loans once, but let me tell you, Sallie Mae wasn't impressed.
Shove-ival Instinct
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In the animal kingdom, they say it's all about survival of the fittest. Well, in the human kingdom, it's survival of the one with the quickest reflexes to dodge an unexpected shove. Darwin would be proud.
Shove and Tell
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My grandma always said, If you don't have anything nice to say, just give 'em a little shove. I didn't realize she meant that figuratively until I tried it at a job interview. Needless to say, I didn't get the job, but I did get a free trip to HR.
Shove and Seek
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Playing hide and seek with my nephew is always an adventure. It's less about hiding and more about who can give the best surprise shove. The little guy's got a future in comedy, or possibly professional wrestling.
Shove and Hug
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I told my friend I needed emotional support, and he took it quite literally. Now, whenever I'm feeling down, he just gives me a good shove and says, There, now you're closer to happiness. It's like a hug, but with more momentum.
Shove Therapy
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My friend swears by this new therapy called Shove Therapy. Apparently, all your emotional baggage can be solved by a well-timed shove. So now, instead of saying, I need a hug, I just walk up to people like, Could you shove me, please? I've had a rough day.
Shove Thy Neighbor
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My neighbor and I have this unspoken competition of who can give the most subtle shove without the other realizing it. It's like living in a sitcom where the laugh track is just replaced by the sound of people stumbling and objects crashing.
Shove-o-clock
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My girlfriend has this uncanny ability to know exactly when it's Shove-o-clock. I'll be minding my own business, and suddenly she's like, Babe, it's time for your daily shove. It's like having a personal human alarm clock, but instead of waking you up, it just knocks you over.
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