4 Jokes For Shove

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Updated on: Dec 10 2024

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Ever had someone give you a shove so subtle, you're not sure if it happened or if you just stumbled? It's the sneak attack of physical communication. You're left standing there, questioning your balance and your friendships.
I had a friend who mastered the art of the sneaky shove. He'd
You ever notice how we all have that one friend who can't express themselves without giving you a little shove? Like, instead of saying, "Hey, I disagree," they go for the full-on physical confrontation. It's like they skipped kindergarten and went straight to WWE school.
I was talking to my
We need some innovative solutions for the shove problem. How about a personal bubble shield? Just press a button, and you're encased in an impenetrable force field. No more surprise shoves ruining your day.
Or what about a Shove Anonymous support group? We gather once a week to share our
Can we talk about the unspoken rules of shoving? There's a whole etiquette to it. Like, if you're gonna shove someone, at least make sure they see it coming. It's like a surprise party, but instead of balloons, you get a bruise.
And what's with the preemptive shovers? You know,

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