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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Apparently, that's not what I meant, so I had to gently shove her towards the path of self-reflection!
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I asked my friend to lend me a pencil, and he gave me the cold shoulder. So, I had to give him the cold eraser – a little shove in the write direction!
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. So, I gave it a little shove and turned it into a waistband!
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I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded with, 'Ctrl-Alt-Defeat.' So, I gave it a little shove – apparently, it needed a reboot in humor.
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I tried to take a nap in a salad bar. It was just a bed of lettuce. So, I gave it a little shove and turned it into a crouton-covered daybed!
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