8 Short Kids Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 07 2025

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Why did the short kid bring a ladder to school? Because they wanted to reach the high notes during choir practice!
Why did the short kid refuse to play hide and seek? They always stood out!
My short friend wanted a high-five. I offered a low-five instead; we met in the middle!
I challenged my short friend to a staring contest. They said it's unfair; they always 'look up' to me!
My short friend complained about not reaching the top shelf. I suggested they 'elevate' their aspirations instead!
My short friend wanted to be an astronaut. They said, 'I'll finally fit in up there!
Why was the short kid excited about the library visit? They knew they'd 'stand out' among the shelves!
My short friend loves the ocean. They said it's the one place they feel 'average' height!

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