7+ Best One Liners short kids Jokes

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I asked my short friend how the weather is down there. They said it's raining compliments!

I told my short friend to reach for the stars. They replied, 'I'd need a step ladder!

How does a short kid greet someone? They 'vertically' say hi!

What do you call a short kid's autobiography? 'Short Stories'!

How do short kids prepare for a photo? They 'rise' to the occasion!

Why did the short kid sit on the clock during class? They wanted to be 'hands-on' with time!

I told my short friend to keep their chin up. They said they'd need a step stool!

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