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What do you call a group of short kids on a field trip? A small excursion!
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Why did the short kid join the track team? They heard it was a short-distance race!
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Why did the short kid become an artist? Because they could draw a small crowd!
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Why don't short kids play basketball? They find it hard to 'look up' to the game!
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Why did the short kid choose a career in fashion? Because they knew 'style' doesn't depend on height!
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Why did the short kid bring a step stool to the party? They wanted to 'rise' to the occasion!
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What did the short kid say when asked about their height? 'I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!
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Fun-sized, they call them. I call them 'vertically challenged.' You know you're short when even the travel-sized shampoo bottles look down on you.
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I told a short kid, 'You'll grow into it.' They replied, 'Into what? A travel brochure?'
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I asked a short kid if they played basketball. They said, 'No, but I'm a pro at limbo!'
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Short kids are the real-life hobbits. They're just waiting for someone to give them a ring and send them on a quest to Mount Refrigerator.
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Short kids are like human alarm clocks. You can't hit snooze on waking up to a faceful of 'Are we there yet?'
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Short kids have a built-in excuse for hide and seek. 'I was trying to hide, but I got lost in the tall grass!'
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You ever see a short kid at a concert? They've got the ultimate VIP pass - it's called 'riding on shoulders.' The real question is, who's getting the better view?
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Short kids have a secret weapon: they can sneak through crowds undetected. It's like having a stealth mode in real life.
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I tried giving a short kid a high five once. Ended up playing an unintentional game of patty-cake on their forehead.
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