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I was talking to a short kid the other day, and he told me he hates shopping for clothes. He said, "It's like going on a safari in the adult section. You've got to navigate through the tall grass of jeans just to find a shirt in your size.
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Short kids have the best perspective on life. Literally. They're always looking up, like they're in a perpetual state of contemplating the mysteries of the universe... or just checking if it's going to rain.
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Short kids have their own version of FOMO - Fear of Missing Out... on the top shelf snacks. It's a real struggle reaching those Oreos.
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Short kids are like human limbo sticks. Every doorway is a challenge. It's not a party until you see someone under five feet tall doing the limbo at the entrance.
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I met a short kid who's a personal trainer. He said, "I specialize in high-intensity workouts because, for me, high-intensity is just trying to reach the top shelf.
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You know you're friends with a short kid when they use your shoulder as an armrest. It's like having a living, breathing, very small parrot.
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You know, short kids have their own built-in excuse for being late to everything. "Sorry, I would've been here on time, but my legs are on East Coast time, and my head's still in the Midwest.
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I asked a short kid if they've ever been on a roller coaster. They said, "No, it's like paying money to feel what I experience every time someone taller than me stands in front of me at a concert.
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I heard short kids have secret meetings where they strategize on how to take over the world. But the main agenda always ends up being how to reach the cookies on the kitchen counter without getting caught.
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