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Mondays are the shipwreck of the week. You start off sailing smoothly through the weekend, and then BAM! You hit the Monday rock. And don't get me started on trying to find matching socks on a Monday morning. It's like a scavenger hunt where the prize is just making it to work without looking like you got dressed in the dark.
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I recently read about this guy who survived a shipwreck by keeping a "Captain's Log." Now, call me crazy, but if I were stranded, the last thing I'd be worried about is maintaining a diary. "Dear Diary, today I discovered a new species of sand flea and battled coconut-induced hair frizz. #IslandLife
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You ever notice how dating feels like being stranded on a deserted island? You start off excited, thinking you've found paradise. But before you know it, you're stuck in a shipwreck of emotions. You're just hoping your date doesn't turn out to be a deserted island of crazy. "Oh look, there's the baggage from their last relationship washing ashore.
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Work is like navigating through a sea of responsibilities, right? Some days, I feel like I'm on a sinking ship, desperately searching for the lifeboat of the weekend. And meetings? They're the Bermuda Triangle of productivity. You go in, and your time disappears without a trace.
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