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Mermaid on the Rocks
Wanting to help shipwreck survivors but also avoiding getting caught by humans
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Humans always want to take souvenirs from shipwrecks. I'm just waiting for the day someone tries to snatch my favorite rock, and I have to be like, "Back off, that's my spot!
Shipwreck Survivor
Deciding between the last piece of floating debris and the shark-infested waters
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I saw a rescue boat in the distance, and I waved my arms like crazy. Turns out, it was just a bunch of dolphins having a reunion. They looked at me like, "Dude, wrong species!
Clueless Tourist
Excitedly taking a cruise but completely oblivious to the impending disaster
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I asked the captain if the ship had Wi-Fi. He said, "We're sinking!" I replied, "Yeah, but do you have Wi-Fi underwater?" Priorities, right?
Ship Captain
Dealing with a stubborn crew and a sinking ship
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I tried to motivate my crew by saying, "Let's turn this ship around!" They got excited until I clarified that I meant 180 degrees, not a U-turn.
Disgruntled Sea Creature
Shipwrecks messing up the neighborhood and disrupting underwater peace
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Shipwrecks are ruining the ocean real estate market. I tried to sell my seaweed-covered grotto, and the potential buyers were like, "Is there a shipwreck view? We're into that aesthetic.
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