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Why was the shipwrecked scientist excited? He found a new way to test the waters!
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What do shipwrecks and smartphones have in common? They both end up in deep water!
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Why did the shipwrecked banker become a comedian? He lost all his interest at sea!
Survivor: Shipwreck Edition
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I suggested a new reality show: Survivor: Shipwreck Edition. Contestants compete in challenges like Build a Raft from Palm Trees and Avoid Getting Eaten by Sharks. Spoiler alert: the winner gets a one-way ticket home.
Desert Island Comedy Club
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I decided to start a comedy club on the deserted island. The audience was small, but they were a captive crowd. They laughed so hard that even the seagulls joined in. It turns out, seagulls have a great sense of humor.
Shipwrecked Karaoke
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They say music soothes the soul, but I'm pretty sure my off-key singing during the shipwreck scared away any potential rescuers. If there's a lesson here, it's that not everyone can be the next Robinson Crusoe Idol.
Shipwreck Fashionista
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I was on a shipwreck once, and let me tell you, seaweed makes for a terrible fashion accessory. I emerged from the ocean looking like the world's worst mermaid fashion show. The fish were probably critiquing my outfit.
Shipwrecked Technology
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I tried calling for help during the shipwreck, but my phone had no signal. Turns out, even deserted islands have better reception than my apartment. I bet the crabs there have faster internet than I do.
Shipwreck Survival Guide
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Have you guys ever been on a shipwreck? Yeah, it's the only time I've read a survival guide cover to cover. Apparently, the key is to find a deserted island, build a shelter, and hope the Wi-Fi reaches.
Shipwrecked Tinder
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You know you're in trouble when even Tinder can't find you a match. I updated my profile: Enjoys long walks on the beach, but not too long because I'm stranded on a deserted island. Swipe right for survival tips.
The Shipwreck Diet
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After the shipwreck, I tried the shipwreck diet. It's simple: just eat whatever fish you can catch. But let me tell you, sushi gets old real fast when you're stranded in the middle of nowhere. I started craving a good old-fashioned pizza delivery.
Shipwrecked Wisdom
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During the shipwreck, I discovered a deep philosophical truth: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? If a shipwrecks in the ocean and nobody tweets about it, did it really happen?
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