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I saw a documentary about shipwrecks, and they were talking about how some fish make the wreckage their homes. It's like the underwater version of a fixer-upper.
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You know your life is in rough waters when you look at a shipwreck and think, "Well, at least they're having a worse day than I am.
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I imagine the conversation between two fish living in a shipwreck is like, "I got the bedroom with the porthole. It's cozy, but the view is just a bunch of barnacles.
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I was thinking about shipwrecks the other day. It's the only time people try to find treasure while simultaneously regretting not paying attention in swimming class.
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Shipwrecks are proof that even the mightiest vessels can succumb to the sea. Meanwhile, my coffee cup can't even handle a gentle breeze without spilling.
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Shipwrecks are the real-life version of a sandcastle getting demolished by the tide, just on a much grander scale.
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Shipwrecks are like the original lost and found of the sea. "Lost: One ship. If found, please return to the nearest deserted island.
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Shipwrecks are like giant aquatic jigsaw puzzles. Except, instead of finding all the pieces, you're hoping not to find any sharks while you're at it.
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If my life were a ship, it would probably be a shipwreck – chaotic, unpredictable, and occasionally attracting a crowd of curious seagulls.
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