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She calls me her 'chef' because I always manage to cook up excuses for not doing the dishes.
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She calls me her 'personal weatherman' because I can never predict when I'm going to make her laugh.
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She calls me her 'DIY project' because I always come with instructions, but no one reads them.
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She calls me her 'social media' because I keep her entertained, but occasionally cause drama.
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She calls me her 'plant' because I'm always there, but sometimes I forget to water myself.
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She calls me her 'dictionary' because I add meaning to her life, even if I'm a bit wordy at times.
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She calls me her 'missing sock' because she's always searching for me when we need to go out.
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She calls me her 'magic trick' because I disappear for hours and reappear with snacks.
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She calls me her 'favorite pen' because I'm always missing when she needs to write me a love note.
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She calls me her 'personal comedian' because I always have her in stitches .
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She calls me the 'remote control' of her life - always disappearing when she needs me the most!
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She calls me her 'cup of tea' because I'm always there to lift her spirits!
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She calls me her 'WiFi' because I bring joy and connection to her life .
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She calls me her 'GPS' because I always manage to take the scenic route, but we end up where we need to be eventually.
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She calls me her 'favorite equation' because I never seem to add up, but she loves the mystery.
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She calls me her 'bank account' because I'm always running low on funds .
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She calls me 'Mr. Fix-it' because I can fix anything, except maybe my own mistakes.
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She calls me her 'alarm clock' because I always wake her up to the reality of how amazing she is!
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She calls me her 'jigsaw puzzle' because I'm a little confusing, but once you figure me out, I'm a lot of fun!
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