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The Chronic Dialer
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I think her calls are sponsored by the telecom company. I mean, she calls so often, they must have a separate line just for her. At this rate, I’m expecting them to name a cell tower after her: The Tower of Tenacious Chatter.
Call of the Mild
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You know how they say absence makes the heart grow fonder? Well, her calls make my fridge grow emptier and my patience wear thinner. It’s not a call; it's a mission. Like, she’s part of a secret organization—Operation Interrupt Your Day.
Phone Hauntings
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You know, my phone's haunted. Yeah, I swear, every time she calls me, it's like I've summoned a specter of endless chores and discussions about what to eat for dinner. I'm just waiting for the day when Siri starts saying, Boo, you forgot to take out the trash!
The Relentless Ringtone
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Her calls? They're like that annoying jingle that gets stuck in your head, except this one comes with a to-do list attached. I'm starting to think her ringtone is the soundtrack to my never-ending errands. I should change it to The Sound of Silence just to see if she notices.
The Call of Duty
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You know that feeling when you miss a call and debate whether to call back or fake your own disappearance? Yeah, that's the level of commitment her calls demand. It’s like I’m signing up for a high-stakes role-play: Pretend to Care, Level 99.
Caller ID Woes
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I wish my phone had a filter just for her calls. Like, instead of her name, it'd say, Incoming: Mandatory Chit-chat Alert. That way, I can mentally prepare myself to navigate the conversational maze of How was your day? and Did you see what Karen posted on Facebook?
Ring-a-Ding-Ding, It's Trouble
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The phone rings, and I'm thinking, Is it a long-lost friend? A surprise gift delivery? Nope, it's the initiation of a conversation that’s about as long as the Lord of the Rings trilogy, except instead of a ring, it's about her new shoes.
The Cryptic Conversations
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Her calls are like decoding an ancient script. You have to read between the lines to decipher what she actually wants. It’s like I’m on a quest for the Holy Grail of communication—trying to figure out if she wants advice, validation, or just someone to listen to her conspiracy theories about alien abductions.
The Mystery Caller
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Every time she calls, it's a mystery adventure. Will it be a 20-minute story about her cat, or a dissertation on why pineapple on pizza is a sin against humanity? I should start taking bets with my friends on the topic of the day. It’s like my own personal oddity hotline.
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