5 Jokes For She Calls Me

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 18 2024

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The Tech Support Impersonator

She calls me for tech help, but I'm stuck in the floppy disk era!
She asks me to set up a smart home system. I proudly present her with a clapper for the lights. It's like living in the future, but with more hand-clapping.

The Clueless Handyman

She calls me to fix things, but I'm clueless!
She asks me to assemble IKEA furniture. I spread out all the parts on the floor, sit in the empty box, and say, "Ta-da! I've created space, not furniture.

The Pet Whisperer (Not Really)

She calls me to take care of her pets, but animals seem to have a natural aversion to me!
She requests I babysit her cat. I accidentally leave the window open, and now the cat is the neighborhood's newest superhero – Captain Window Leap.

The Fashion Disaster

She calls me for fashion advice, but I'm a walking fashion emergency!
She wants me to iron her clothes. I decide to get creative and use a hair straightener. Now she has the trendiest wrinkle patterns on her shirt.

The Chef Wannabe

She calls me to cook, but my kitchen skills are a recipe for disaster!
She calls me to make spaghetti. I accidentally spill the whole box of spaghetti on the floor. I proudly announce, "It's a new Italian dish – carpet-aroni and cheese.

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