7 Jokes For Sever

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Updated on: Jul 25 2025

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Why did the tailor sever ties with the fabric? It was cutting into their relationship!
Why did the astronaut sever ties with the alien? They needed space!
Why did the archaeologist sever ties with the excavation site? It was getting too unearthly!
Did you hear about the knife that didn't want to be used? It was afraid it might sever its relationship with the spoon!
Why did the tailor sever the cloth into tiny pieces? He wanted to patch things up!
What do you call it when you accidentally sever a conversation? A choppy chat!
Why did the musician sever ties with the orchestra? They were always out of tune!

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