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The Detective
Solving a murder case with too many red herrings
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I asked the witness what the killer looked like. They said, "Well, he had a nose, two eyes, and a mouth." Thanks for narrowing it down. I was looking for a faceless, eyeless blob.
The IT Guy
Dealing with constant tech issues and clueless users
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My computer asked me if I wanted to scan and fix errors on my drive. I said, "No, I prefer to live on the edge. Who needs a stable file system anyway?
The Barber
Dealing with unruly hair and picky clients
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My client complained that I cut his hair too short. I told him, "Come on, now you'll save a fortune on shampoo. Look at the bright side - it's an economic recession cut!
The Surgeon
Trying to keep things together during surgery
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I told the patient, "Don't worry; this is a piece of cake." Little did they know it was a slice from a medical textbook about anatomy. Talk about a real inside joke.
The Chef
Balancing flavors in the kitchen and dealing with picky eaters
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The customer asked if the meal was gluten-free, dairy-free, and guilt-free. I said, "Sure, it's also taste-free if that's what you're going for. We aim to please, or at least, not to displease too much.
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