9 Jokes For Sever

Observational Jokes

Updated on: Jul 25 2025

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I swear, every time I try to cut a slice of cake at a party, I feel like I'm on a mission to sever ties with diet resolutions.
You ever try to sever ties with a clingy salesperson in a store? Good luck! Before you know it, you're walking out with three things you didn’t even know you needed.
I once tried to sever my late-night snack cravings. But then I discovered that cookies and a glass of milk have this uncanny ability to rekindle old relationships.
You know you're in for a wild night when you see someone attempting to sever the connection to their ex on social media, only to re-follow them by midnight.
I tried to give my old jeans a new look by trying to sever them into shorts. Let's just say, they're now in a new relationship with the trash can.
It's funny how a simple pair of scissors has the power to either sever a ribbon at a grand opening or a last-minute DIY project that you instantly regret.
You ever try to have a peaceful dinner, but that one friend keeps trying to sever the conversation by talking about their cryptocurrency investments?
Have you ever tried to end a relationship, but it feels like every word you say just severs another piece of your heart? Maybe we should start handing out "Emotional Band-Aids.
You know you're in for a technological nightmare when your Wi-Fi decides to sever its ties with all devices, right in the middle of binge-watching.

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