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I asked the school president if they were good at puzzles. They said, 'Only when it comes to putting together the pieces of a winning campaign!
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I told the school president they should be an architect. They said, 'I’m already building bridges between students and administration!
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I asked the school president if they were a magician. They said, 'Watch me pull approval ratings out of a hat!
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Why did the school president bring a ladder to the speech? To reach new heights in leadership!
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I asked the school president if they were good at math. They said, 'I’m outstanding in my field, especially counting votes!
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I told the school president they should be a stand-up comedian. They said, 'I already am – every time I give a speech!
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I asked the school president if they believed in ghosts. They said, 'Only when my approval ratings disappear!
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The school president promises change, but let's be real - the only change we're getting is from the vending machine when it finally gives us back the dollar it ate last semester. I'm just saying, if they can't handle coins, how are they going to handle the educational system?
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Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever noticed that a school president's speech is the only time someone tries to convince you they're fit for leadership by promising shorter classes? I mean, I'd vote for them if they could actually make math disappear, but I doubt even the student council has that kind of power!
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In the school president's speech, they always talk about building bridges and breaking down walls. I'm just hoping they can figure out how to fix the bathroom stall door that's been broken since I started here. Privacy is a basic human right, people!
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The school president talks about creating a better environment, but if they really want to make a difference, they should focus on getting air conditioning that works in every classroom. I've sweated through more tests than I'd like to admit. Maybe if we had a cooler president, things would be different.
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I love how during a school president's speech, they talk about creating a better future for us. Meanwhile, we're all just praying they fix the vending machine that's been stealing our lunch money for the past four years. Priorities, people!
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You ever notice how the school president's speech is like a magic show? They make promises disappear faster than my motivation to do homework on a Friday night. Abracadabra, and my trust in the political process is gone!
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I love how the school president talks about unity and bringing everyone together. Meanwhile, the cafeteria is still divided between the pizza lovers, the salad enthusiasts, and those poor souls stuck in the mysterious mystery meat corner. Maybe we need a president who can solve that mystery first.
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In the school president's speech, they talk about leading by example. I say, let's start by leading the way to the cafeteria and ensuring the chicken nuggets are always fully cooked. If they can conquer that challenge, they've got my vote!
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The school president promises to listen to the student body, but let's be honest, we all know the only voices they're really hearing are the ones in their head when they're up there making those grand speeches. Note to self: maybe we need a president who's good at multitasking.
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You ever notice how the school president's speech is like a blockbuster movie trailer? Full of promises, excitement, and by the end, you're left wondering if it's all just CGI. Spoiler alert: it usually is. I've seen more genuine emotion in a cat video on YouTube.
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