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The Rebel
Resisting the urge to give a rebellious, anti-establishment school president speech while standing on the school's official podium.
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I wanted to address the real issues: Why do we have to raise our hands to go to the bathroom? I'm the school president, and I declare an end to bladder oppression! No more hand-raising; just bathroom-raising.
The Overachiever
Trying to impress everyone with the perfect school president speech while secretly struggling with imposter syndrome.
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They say, "Fake it till you make it." Well, I faked confidence in my school president speech so well that even my imposter syndrome believed me. Now it's sitting in the corner, questioning its own existence.
The Introvert
Navigating the social pressure of delivering a charismatic school president speech while secretly dreaming of a speech-free utopia.
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My school president speech was like a social obstacle course. I dodged small talk, sidestepped awkward pauses, and leaped over the pressure to be outgoing. I may not be the loudest, but I'm definitely the stealthiest school president.
The Perpetual Daydreamer
Balancing the dreamy, fantastical visions in the school president speech with the harsh reality of school politics.
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I thought being the school president meant I could bring my daydreams to life. Turns out, it mostly involves meetings, paperwork, and convincing the cafeteria to serve ice cream for lunch. I guess Hogwarts will have to wait.
The Class Clown
Turning the school president speech into a comedy show while trying not to get detention.
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My school president campaign promise? Unlimited recess! The teachers weren't too thrilled, but I argued that it would increase productivity. I mean, who needs algebra when you can master the art of the perfect cartwheel?
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